Schoolsville

Glancing over my shoulder at the past,
I realize the number of students I have taught
is enough to populate a small town.

I can see it nestled in a paper landscape,
chalk dust flurrying down in winter,
nights dark as a blackboard.

The population ages but never graduates.
On hot afternoons they sweat the final in the park
and when it’s cold they shiver around stoves
reading disorganized essays out loud.
A bell rings on the hour and everybody zigzags
into the streets with their books.

I forgot all their last names first and their
first names last in alphabetical order.
But the boy who always had his hand up
is an alderman and owns the haberdashery.
The girl who signed her papers in lipstick
leans against the drugstore, smoking,
brushing her hair like a machine.

Their grades are sewn into their clothes
like references to Hawthorne.
The A’s stroll along with other A’s.
The D’s honk whenever they pass another D.

All the creative-writing students recline
on the courthouse lawn and play the lute.
Wherever they go, they form a big circle.

Needless to say, I am the mayor.
I live in the white colonial at Maple and Main.
I rarely leave the house. The car deflates
in the driveway. Vines twirl around the porch swing.

Once in a while a student knocks on the door
with a term paper fifteen years late
or a question about Yeats or double-spacing.
And sometimes one will appear in a windowpane
to watch me lecturing the wallpaper,
quizzing the chandelier, reprimanding the air.

—Billy Collins [thanks to KC for sending this my way]

Textures & Borders

I’ve been playing with Photoshop more and more since I was inspired to use textures and borders to add extra dimensions to my photos. For me, the jury is still out on borders; I think the rule here will be to use them judiciously, and only when the photo calls for it. That said: I still can’t stand photos that have fake frames and matting around them. To me, that just looks like cheese. Faking a film border, or a more abstract treatment like this photo has a much more pleasing effect.

Now textures add a whole new level of interest to otherwise mundane photos. As a photographer, I have always had an interest in texture, but not overlaying those textures onto other photos. At least not until recently. So far, I have done a few experiments that I think are pretty successful. Textures even make the photos that come from my stoopid RAZR look pretty good. Hopefully, I’ll have a better camera phone soon (ahem, iPhone) to act as a backup for my 30D.

Maybe I should begin writing some tutorials? Not that anyone reads this blog, but they would make great reminders for me of techniques I applied to my photos.

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Wretched Catullus! You have to stop this nonsense,
admit that what you see has ended is over!
Once there were days which shone for you with rare brightness,
when you would follow wherever your lady led you,
the one we once loved as we will love no other;
there was no end in those days to our pleasures,
when what you wished for was what she also wanted.
Yes, there were days which shone for you with rare brightness.
Now she no longer wishes; you mustn’t want it,
you’ve got to stop chasing her now — cut your losses,
harden your heart & hold out firmly against her.
Goodbye now, lady. Catullus’ heart is hardened,
he will not look to you nor call against your wishes —
how you’ll regret it when nobody comes calling!
So much for you, bitch — your life is all behind you!
Now who will come to see you, thinking you lovely?
Whom will you love now, and whom will you belong to?
Whom will you kiss? And whose lips will you nibble?
But you, Catullus! You must hold out now, firmly!

—Catullus (Trans. Charles Martin)

Second Life

Censorsh**Second Life is a graphics-based virtual world wherein users create avatars that they use to explore a myriad of activities in-world. On Second Life, my avatar’s name is Jhary Jatho, pictured to the right.

I have used Second Life for socializing and teaching. During the fall of 2007, I taught a special section of ENGL 1101 English Composition I that I called Writing Second Life. Not only did the students literally use the virtual world Second Life, but we also addressed it figuratively by examining the growing implications of our second lives on our reality.

Second Life is a graphics-based virtual world wherein users create avatars that they use to explore a myriad of activities in-world. On Second Life, my avatar’s name is Jhary Jatho, pictured.

I have used Second Life for socializing and teaching. During the fall of 2007, I taught a special section of ENGL 1101 English Composition I that I called Writing Second Life. Not only did the students literally use the virtual world Second Life, but we also addressed it figuratively by examining the growing implications of our second lives on our reality.

I took this photo during a fall trip to the mountains. I guess our recent labor day trip got me looking at old shots from the Smoky Mountains National Park. And, fall is approaching… I took this photo off the national park’s parkway, running through the mountains from Gatlinburg to Cherokee. I’ve probably driven that road 100 times.

You start a conversation you can’t even finish it. / You’re talkin’ a lot, but you’re not sayin’ anything. / When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. / Say something once, why say it again?

Talking Heads “Psycho Killer” [Sometimes I feel like screaming this…]